Quote "Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them." Unknown Joke Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands! Fun Fact The small indents in the bottom of frozen pizzas are there to prevent air bubbles forming inside the dough. Reading Fact After a severe car accident, Stephen King‘s lawyer purchased the vehicle that hit him, “to prevent it from appearing on eBay”. The car was later crushed in a car yard, and King was reportedl

Quote "Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here." Unknown Joke How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put some boogie in it! Fun Fact “lbs” comes form the Latin word “libra” which means “pound”. Reading Fact James Joyce wrote with large blue pencils and crayons, laying on his stomach in bed, wearing a big white coat. This is likely attributable to his notoriously poor eyesight, for which he had twenty-five surgeries over the course of his

Quote "How I feel when there’s no coffee? Depresso." Unknown Joke After dinner, my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it! Fun Fact Sunsets on Mars are blue. Reading Fact When Stephen Hawking turned in his first draft of A Brief History Of Time, his publisher gave him some advice. They said that book sales would be halved for every mathematical equation that he included in the manuscript. Hawking went away and removed all equations bar

Quote "I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode." Unknown Joke I invented a new word today: Plagiarism! Fun Fact The most popular item at Walmart is bananas. They sell more bananas than any other single item they have in stock. Reading Fact Hans Christian Andersen was a huge fan of Charles Dickens, but the admiration was not mutual. Dickens begrudgingly accepted Andersen’s request to sleep in his spare room when he came to Britain for a visit, but Andersen drastically overst

Quote "Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done." Unknown Joke What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! Fun Fact Rowan Atkinson – also known as Mr. Bean – is the voice of Zazu in The Lion King. Reading Fact In her youth, Gillian Flynn worked odd jobs, including one where she was required to “dress up as a giant yogurt cone who wore a tuxedo”. History Fact South Africans gave gay and lesbian soldiers sex changes in an attempt to root out homosexuality in

Quote "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure." Unknown Joke Can February March? No, but April May! Fun Fact Baked beans are actually not baked, but stewed. Reading Fact Daniel Defoe was terrible with money. He was in-and-out of debtors prison for most of his life, and died while (probably) in hiding from his creditors. History Fact African-American men were not deemed equal members of the Mormon Church until 1978. Movie/TV Trivia Nearly all of the dialogu