"Go for it now. The future is promised to no one."
Joke of the Day
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.
Cards against Humanity bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. It is called Hawaii 2.
Thomas Edison didn’t invent most of the stuff he patented.
It’s fair to say that Edison was one of the world’s most notorious intellectual property thieves.
Of the 1,093 things he smashed a patent on, he stole near enough most of them off real geniuses like Nikola Tesla, Wilhelm Rontgen and Joseph Swan – the latter of whom originally invented the lightbulb!
Dan Aykroyd’s first script for Ghostbusters was set in the future and Ghostbusters were completely normal, like paramedics and firemen.
"She doesn't even go here!"
Mean Girls (2004)
What are you going to do this weekend?
In Victoria, street entertainers aren't allowed to give kids balloon animals.