"You will never change your life until you change something you do daily."
Joke of the Day
Donut ask me, I just got here.
The Boston Marathon didn’t allow female runners until 1972
Shakespeare originated the “yo momma” joke.
Shakespeare gave the English language a plethora of slick new words, some fairly excellent poetry including the perfected form of the sonnet, as well as a load of plays which are mostly the bane of high-school English students.
Something else he also gave us was the “yo momma” joke.
In his play Titus Andronicus, one of the characters, Chiron, exclaims “Thou has undone our mother” to which another character, Aaron, replies “Villain, I have done thy mother.”
In Iron Man/Avengers, J.A.R.V.I.S is an acronym for “Just A Rather Very Intelligent System.”
"These are not spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers. And these are gold."
Bring It On (2000)
Was there ever an event in your life that defied explanation?
ADULTERY IS STILL A CRIME IN NEW YORK.