“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
Joke of the Day
Can February March?
No, but April May.
“Bluetooth” technology was named after a 10th Century king, King Harald Bluetooth. He united Denmark and Norway – just like the wireless technology united computers and cell phones.
A Chernobyl firefighter was exposed to so much radiation, it changed his eye color.
Vladimir Pravik was one of the first firefighters to reach Reactor No. 4 of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant on April 26th, 1986.
His job there was to contain the flames spewing from the building.
During his shift dousing the highly-radioactive flames of the burning reactor core, he was exposed to a shockingly lethal dose of radiation.
It was so deadly that it changed his eye color from brown to blue.
Like the majority of the first responders to the Chernobyl disaster, Vladimir died 15 days later from severe radiation poisoning.
Jeremy Irons developed vocal problems half-way through recording “Be Prepared” for The Lion King
"Man, fuck Jesse Jackson!"
What weird or useless talent do you have?
PEOPLE WITH SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES CAN'T GET MARRIED IN NEBRASKA.