“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
Joke of the Day
What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
All dogs are banned from Antarctica since April 1994. This ban was made because of concern that dogs might spread diseases to seals.
Before Julius Caesar invaded Britain, many Romans didn’t believe it existed.
Julius Caesar was the first ever Roman to invade Britain. He did it twice in the years 55 and 54 BC.
Up until this point, there were many divided opinions on Britain within the Roman Empire.
Some believed Britain to be just the foot of another huge northern continent. Others thought it was a place full of unbelievable riches, whilst most thought it just didn’t exist.
Caesar’s first invasion of Britain was, in a militaristic sense, a resounding blunder.
Yet, due to the mythical nature of Britain, his invasion of the country was a huge PR success. It made him legendary in the eyes of many Romans.
Charlie Sheen stayed awake for 48 hours before one of his first ever film appearances
"Cello, you've got a bass."
School of Rock (2003)
What is the best room in your house? Why?
EVERY TANNING BED IN IOWA NEEDS A WARNING SIGN.