“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
Joke of the Day
How does the moon stay up in the sky?
The University of Minnesota is older than Minnesota the state itself!
Tens of thousands of baby girls were abandoned each year in China because of the country's one-child policy.
Everyone wanted a pet rat after watching Ratatouille
"You gonna eat your tots?"
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Who is the funniest person you’ve met?
YOU CAN'T SELL DOG HAIR IN DELAWARE.