"Great hopes make great men."
Joke of the Day
My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home.
Sharks can live for five centuries.
Greenland Sharks are known to be some of the oldest living animals in our world. Researchers did carbon dating on a Greenland Shark that was caught in 2014 and found it to be around 392 years old. Further testing revealed that our fishy friends could be up to 500 years old. Yes, that would mean that our geriatric friends would have been alive when Leonardo Da Vinci painted the "Mona Lisa."
George Washington, however, had luxury dentures: they were reportedly made out gold, lead, and ivory, and were a mix of human and animal chompers. But no wood!
Michael Jackson tried to buy Marvel so he could star in Spider-Man movies.
“Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.”
The Pride of the Yankees, 1942
What book has changed one of your long-held opinions?
Alabama: No stink bombs or confetti
If you're a stodgy school principal from a 1980s film, consider moving to Mobile, Alabama: Stink bombs, "funk balls," and any object "the purpose of which is to create disagreeable odors" are strictly illegal there. Also illegal: “spray string,” confetti, and bathing in public fountains. Think you're innocent? You're probably breaking one of these real marriage laws right now.