"Your parents miss you and wish you’d call. Later you’ll miss them and wish you could."
Joke of the Day
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve
Los Angeles’s full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”
The original name was quite a mouthful. It translates to “town of our lady the Queen of Angels of the River Porciuncula.”
Now, Los Angeles is just “The Angels.”
The Leaning Tower of Pisa was never straight.
Known worldwide for its four degrees lean, this freestanding bell tower was constructed in the 12th century.
When construction on the second story started, due to the unstable ground it was built on, the tower started to lean.
After this, the lean only increased as the construction process went on, and it went on to become more iconic than the tower itself!
The Alien series has a continuing obsession with alphabetising their androids chronologically. Ash, Bishop, Call. Could Michael Fassbender’s David be an android in the upcoming Prometheus? SPOILER ALERT Yes. Although as it’s a prequel it should really be Zeus or Zola or Zebedee.
"I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?"\
What makes you most uncomfortable about dating?
A pinball machine can't give away more than 25 free games to a player who keeps winning. The statute aims to prohibit machines that encourage gambling.
Arachibutyrophobia is the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.