"A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t."
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!c
Earth used to be covered with giant mushrooms that were 24 feet tall and three feet wide, instead of trees.
Mexican General Santa Anna had an elaborate state funeral for his amputated leg.
Francis Ford Coppola would read passages of Heart of Darkness to Marlon Brando on the fractious set of Apocalypse Now after learning the actor had never read the source material.
"That'll do, pig. That'll do."
What are three fun facts about yourself?