“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
Joke of the Day
I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra... It was a booby trap
An apple, potato, and onion all taste the same if you eat them with your nose plugged.
Our sense of taste is 80% made up of our sense of smell.
If you were to blindfold yourself and plug your nose, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between these three foods!
We Don’t Need No Education
Next time your parents try to tell you to stay in school, tell them Harry S. Truman—they may know him as the 33rd President of the United States—didn’t have a college degree. I mean, he was the last president not to have one, and these days you can barely get a job as a receptionist without at least a B.A…but the point is, mom, that he didn’t have one.
Fed up of killing other people Rambo grabs a gun aimed at him and pulls the trigger thus killing himself and ruling out a bajillion sequels.
"It is the titular role!"
Lady Bird (2017)
What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?
A game of chance called Beano (like Bingo) is regulated here. The law says that a person may assist players by playing their cards while they take a bathroom break.
One of the most hydrating foods to eat is the cucumber, which is 96% water.