"The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts."
Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar…You can't tell me that's just a coincidence!
A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
If you consider how large a blue whale’s heart is the size of a small car, it’s no surprise that a small child, around 3-4 years old, could swim through the massive veins of a blue whale.
Basically Everything About Thanksgiving Is a Lie
You know that happy meal between Native Americans and the Pilgrims where everyone bonded? Well, the real story of Thanksgiving is awful, and actually consisted of plagues and violence and murder. Also, there's no evidence turkey was actually served—or that native people were invited to the meal.
Ripley (or at least her clone) finally makes it back to Earth in a deleted scene for Alien: Resurrection.
"You gonna eat your tots?"
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Batman or Superman, who would win?