“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
Dinosaurs lived on every continent.
Back in their day, dinosaurs lived on every continent on Earth, including Antarctica. The reason we only find their bones in certain places, though, is that weather and soil conditions in those places were just right for the bones to be fossilized. Scientists also speculate that there may be many smaller-sized dinosaurs that we know nothing about because their bones were too small to fossilize well.
Can’t Take it With You
Dentures: what would old people and hockey players do without them? Well, until the mid-1800s, dentures, aesthetically pleasing as they may be, were actually often made of teeth pulled from deceased soldiers. Hey, they’re not using them, right?
Like Facebook, Star Wars was originally prefixed by the definite article ‘The’. Much cleaner without it.
"It's alive! It's alive!"
Censors cut Dr. Frankenstein’s original line — "It's alive! It's alive! In the name of God! Now I know what it's like to be God!"
What would you want your last meal to be if you were on death row?