"Great hopes make great men."
Joke of the Day
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
More people speak Mandarin Chinese than any other language.
With around 950 million native speakers and an additional 200 million people speaking Mandarin Chinese as a second language, it's the most popular language in the world.
Most people can agree that singing birthday cards are kind of annoying. But tell that to Winston Churchill: the cards, which contain a chip that plays the song, hold more computing power than all the Allied forces had at their disposal in 1945. And your cell phone? Well, it’s got more power than NASA had in 1969—you know, that year they sent humans to the moon. But you keep on playing Candy Crush, don’t let me interrupt you.
Michael Jackson tried to buy Marvel so he could star in Spider-Man movies.
"Kiss me, my girl, before I am sick."
Phantom Thread (2017)
How long can you go without checking your phone?
No swimming or wading in public fountains in Wichita. Sorry, kids. Make those summer memories elsewhere -- someplace with fewer municipal restrictions.